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theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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ctrayn:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore

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So I’m staying with a family friend while my parents are up north at a wedding, and she’s slightly intoxicated, so now she’s on the couch venting her life story to me while I sit on my computer and act like I’m listening.

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digger-bick:

queeflto:

yes i lift.. im an elevator thats all i do

and sometimes I go down ;)

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